What is the most insane name for a person that you can think of?

I mean REALLY. Like completely insane. Give me the craziest name you have ever heard or could ever make up, a name that is so crazy that you would never consider naming anyone that name. I mean so insane that you can hardly believe it, and these names will probably all be made up, because I'm thinking insane beyond where anyone has ever been named before.

What is the most insane name for a person that you can think of?
Penis Dickinson





ya. sad i know. lol. not really what youre looking for at all. itd just be funny.
Reply:SOLIEL MOON FRYE AKA PUNKY BREWSTER????


awful poor child!!!


ZAHARA MARLEY JOLIE-PITT a bit much don't you think especially since brad and angie aren't even legally married,and to adopt don't you legally have to be married to do that when you are actually pretending to be a family unit????/ doesn't that make sense to you?


RYDER RUSSELL ROBINSON kate hudsons kid with the ridiculous girly long hair??? what are parents thinking???


there are so many i mean look at bruce willis and demi moores kids they are all awful names---


RUMOR--


SCOUT--


TALLULAH ???? REALLY???i think it is so tacky,i guess you just cant buy class!! or common sense or morals or decency apparently--- good luck!
Reply:all my names i list are real names.



a familys last name was pig and the mother called her twin girls “ima” and “youra”.



a young mother wanted to let her daughter pick her own name when the mother asked her young daughter she replied “peek a boo” and the mother called her that.



a familys last name was dick and called there son “harry” “little”
Reply:ok.


my friend knows someone named DeEmpress


odd


also i know a guy named Tom Morrow. i always thought that was so funny, tomorrow Tom Morrow...it me up.


and it's kinda weird when someone's first name is included with their last name...Joe Jonas (although i don't mind cause i'm a big fan)


John Johns. yeah there's actually a person named John Johns
Reply:my grandpa had a friend whos name was heiman weiner, and people called him hiweiner. hahahhahahahahaha! (his middle name-coincidentally- was harry) lol :D





**edit: to Brandom B^ above me, i actually have a friend name Pikaboo (pronounced peek-a-boo)








my friends old 5th grade teachers name is:


Love Yei Brough





so it sounds like, love yeeuh bro.. ha its awesome
Reply:My dad met a lady who named her kids Syphilis (pro. sigh-fill-us) and Gonorrhea (pro. Ga-nor-eeah). I kid you not she said she found them in a medical magazine and thought they were pretty. I knew people named Matt Matthews and William Williamson. I also knew of a girl whose name was Shithead (pro. Shi-thead). I mean come on why not just tell your child how you feel about it. You're basically naming it Sh*t head. Not cool people, not cool.
Reply:I have no idea what the craziest is. It would have to be hard to spell/pronounce and very obscene or vulgar or something lolol.





My name is Jama Christalee though, (Pronounced Jay-ma Christal-lee) so I have an unusual one, if not completely outrageous.
Reply:Fa mal ee. I heard this on a tv show once where the mother read female on the card in the newborn nursery and thought this was the name. She pronounced it the way I have it written above but the spelling would of course have been female.
Reply:there's this kid at my sister school named Rubin R. Rubens.


and then Starlight Califlower. Blosem Honor, Lesbi Kiteen, and Jonhson Heat.
Reply:Actual People:





Princess Tiaamii


Dill Doe


Apple


Melvin Crawtch


Fifi Trixibell


SUri


Hopper


Jermajesty


Moxie CrimeFighter


Zola Ivy
Reply:I read once that a mother named her child Shi'thead to get back at the father. It was supposed to be pronounced Sha-THeed. But come on take out the apostrophe! Talk about baby mama drama. That poor child.
Reply:Ura Dickman?


Anita Dickman?
Reply:Lucifer Damien





don't ask me.... I guess my friends boyfriend the worshiped devil....but thats the name HE wanted. but they didn't pick.
Reply:this one is not that insane, but this girl's first name was something like star, or tinkle and her last name was like contractor.
Reply:CrazyCakes, TwistedSickster, Sadistant, Vomitron
Reply:REAL NAMES HERE :





audio science


Ima butkisser


pilot inspector








(I read these on a news story on msn one day last month.... and there were a lot more, if I find the link I'll post it)
Reply:"Apple" the monica girl from friends named her baby... WTF
Reply:This isn't insane but I always thought it was funny...my neighbor growing up was named Terry Laterry.
Reply:"SEVEN."
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Reply:this girl at my brothers school is named nolla lionz (like from the lion king) kid you not.
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Reply:My mom and her best friend met a lady named 'FreeLove', and she said that was her given name.
Reply:got a friend named "Siby"
Reply:there was a girl in my middle school named apple jackson i swear. she got made fun of a lot
Reply:Gonorrhea?





I like Natas, that's pretty out there.
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Reply:A check out girl at the store I shop at her name is Makyna and she says it is pronounced My-Kie-Na
Reply:craziest name i ever heard shoot JUAN that's a CRAZY name
Reply:Zeus